Monday, September 10, 2012

Drama Queen!

The past four weeks have been absolutely horrendous. Bad luck Brian ain't got nothing on me. And while I've perservered and found the good, sometimes it helps to just bitch it out. Seriously, I don't know another person with luck as bad as mine:

  1. Moved to Chicago without a place to live because everyone I emailed/called never responded.
  2. Found a realtor who was supposed to be fantastic. She told me to get rid of my dog AND up my rent per month.
  3. Got rid of the realtor and found a company. Put money down on an apt, waited 3 days to find out I wasn't accepted. 
  4. I was able to move into a dorm to get rid of the rental car I had. For keeping it 6 days, instead of 3, I had to pay TRIPLE the cost. Does this make sense to anyone else?
  5. Dorm room does not have hot water.
  6. Went and checked some more places out. Finally found a place and moved in but Roommate's cats do not love Ellie. We are working on this. Also roommate is messier than I am.
  7. When trying to get into said apartment, I have two checks that I put into the ATM but then can't use because they are larger than 500 dollars and need a day or two to go through.
  8. Bank sends me to a store to get the money order. I call ahead, yes they do money orders. I say specifically that I need to get a money order that night. They tell me to come on in. So I do. They close the register about 30 minutes before I get there. IE before I even made the phone call.
  9. Manage to scrape together cash for rent and my half of deposit. End up needing to pay roommate's 1/2 of deposit as well. 
  10. Finally get keys, I don't get a copy of the gate key. So Roommate and I begin sharing keys, calling each other to get in and out.
  11. Toilet clogged when we first move in.
  12. Dishwasher running causes nasty black liquid to guzzle up out of the kitchen sink.
  13. Dropped my phone EXACTLY a week after having the screen replaced due to a (read: single) tiny crack. It SHATTERED. Pieces of the screen were missing. I cut my finger on it.
  14. A week later, I dropped it in the washing machine. Deader than dead. So now I can't call roommate to share keys.
  15. I wait a week to get a paycheck, then purchase a new phone off ebay in the at&t iphone section.
  16. It takes another week to arrive so I'm 2 weeks without a phone. And no internet or cable at the apt yet.
  17. It arrives on a Friday afternoon, a SPRINT phone. Not at&t.
  18. I go down to the at&t store where they play with it for awhile and then try to make it work. They put a SIM card in and tell me that as soon as it's unlocked/jail broken, it will work.
  19. I call all over the city to check prices. Every single store tells me they will jail break it. When I actually go to said stores, no one will jail break it because its a Sprint phone. Apparently those cause problems.
  20. So I go back to the at&t store because I have a partial upgrade that i can use to get a new phone and just enough money in my bank account to do it. But they canceled my partial upgrade because we paid the bill late. Once.
  21. Get a go phone. It says it has all sorts of capabilities, but it can only really handle texting and calling. Everything else takes an eternity. And its SO NOT user friendly like my iphone.
  22. Order something from Vera, they won't deliver it because our box doesn't have our names on it. I paid the 80 bucks to get that fixed over a week ago. Also don't have our call box updated (Included in same check).
  23. USPS loses 3 packages totaling close to a thousand dollars, including the new phone I bought.
  24. One of my former students died in a car accident. This is devastating not just because he was one of my favorites, but also because I know what his younger brother is now going through.
  25. My favorite Uncle on my Dad's side died. I'm too new to take days off work to go to either funeral. Boss would let me off but I can't. I have things that HAVE to get done.
Can I get a break here? Please?!

***Edit  9/15/12 I woke up this morning ok with life. I have the money to take care of my sick dog, the money to go and spend the day with a good friend at a fun festival, and I can get my nails done.

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